Rosencrud may not have been such a bad guy

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Think about it.

[Kelly Green]

Been Hittin' The Bottle Gappy?

No sane, sober or rational Igglephan could ever make that statement with a straight face.

To the best of my knowledge you are sane and rational -- the only explanation for your lapse in judgement is sober -- although I'm sure it's just three or four long necks. That would be sufficicient to do the trick -- nothing more serious than that!