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  • #1

    The United States of Bro

    BWAH!!!!!!


    http://jezebel.com/the-united-states...ide-1550563737
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  • #2
    Turrible

    Put on your madras!
    "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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    • #3
      bwahaha
      500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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      • #4
        Brwah
        Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Ellsworth View Post
          BWAH!!!!!!


          http://jezebel.com/the-united-states...ide-1550563737

          Everytime I argue with my boss, I drop a "bro" on him.

          Asshole Boss- I'm going to need you to come in on Saturday.

          Me- Not happening, I have to return videotapes.

          Asshole Boss- What? Ummm...so can you be in by eight?

          Me- I said I'm returning video tapes "bro".

          Asshole Boss- Can't you drop them off on the way to work?

          Me- Doesn't work like that "bro".
          500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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          • #6
            Good idea

            Asshole Boss (next fall) - Will you be in the regular time on monday?

            3I- Not happening, Riccardo is kicking my ass on sunday.
            "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Ellsworth View Post
              BWAH!!!!!!


              http://jezebel.com/the-united-states...ide-1550563737
              Jezebel? You cannot be serious.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Riccardo View Post
                Asshole Boss (next fall) - Will you be in the regular time on monday?

                3I- Not happening, Riccardo is kicking my ass on sunday.

                Look here scientist...I challenge you to a pushup contest!
                500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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                • #9
                  Yes!

                  Originally posted by 3rd & Inches View Post
                  Look here scientist...I challenge you to a pushup contest!
                  As many as you can without resting or number per time period (1 or 2 min)?
                  "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Riccardo View Post
                    As many as you can without resting or number per time period (1 or 2 min)?


                    I'll let you choose. Just like Doc Holliday, I normally play for blood but I'll make an exception for you.


                    I'll start training on Sunday.
                    500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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                    • #11
                      You're just starting now?

                      I can do 100 pushups straight right now brutha!
                      "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Riccardo View Post
                        I can do 100 pushups straight right now brutha!


                        Bwahahaha, I'm a machine. I use to do the full deck of cards every other day. Flip a card, do the amount shown. Face cards are 10 pushups, aces are 15. 6 and below you do diamond pushups. Of course when I say "use to do", I'm talking about 2002. I have faith in muscle memory!
                        500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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