confidential to Slag and other toilet humor fans

[Irish George]

Ddi you see where the guy who pissed in his co-workers' coffee got fined $5,000???

Im thinking that's pretty cheap...and only assessed if you get caught. Could this cause a spike in coffee spikings?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/09/james-carroll-butler_n_5121565.html

[slag]

I only shit in hats.

[Irish George]

this kind of takes away ...

...the whole "Coffee is for Closers" thing.

[Mt Iggle]

Perhaps. Some may consider it worth the 5 G's.

[art vandelay]

Bwah! And the dude worked in waste management.

Pranking someone in the environmental department is straight out of Parks and Rec.

The $1 with 5k in punitive damages is a nice throwback to USFL vs the NFL.