And don't close-talk me if I'm diving into....

[Two Gap Penetrator]

....a hoagie I brought with me. I don't always have the time to put something together for general consumption so don't come sniffing around. Let me eat my hoagie and GET OUTTA MY FACE! At least I don't say I'm bringing a hoagie for general consumption and then concoct some cockamamie story about how it was "stolen" from my van.

[BigSlizz]

Are you going to bring a sheet of sod and yell "GET OFF MY LAWN!" too?

[IronEagle]

At least I don't say I'm bringing a hoagie for general consumption and then concoct some cockamamie story about how it was "stolen" from my van.

Gee, who would do something as low down as that?

[Drama Queen]

HAHAHAHA!