Mr McMahon script

[Riccardo]

http://theweek.com/article/index/260...ipt-looks-like

[JDuggernaut]

My prediction for the draft is with 1:30 left on the clock for Houston, Goodell comes to the podium and announces, "There has been a trade."

Then the lights go out in Radio City Music Hall. Chris Berman is confused. He wonders aloud, "What the Hell just happened Mel?"

Then the lights come back on. Goodell looks like he just shit himself. "I Am the Walrus" starts playing over the PA and Chris Berman exclaims, "Oh my God Mel, that's Paul Tagliabue's music!"

Seemingly out of nowhere, Tagliabue comes out and levels his successor with a steel chair. The ghosts of Pete Rozelle and Gene Upshaw then come out and hold Goodell up so Tagliabue can give him a Stone Cold Stunner, which Tags of course pulls off to perfection.

Tagliabue then goes to the mic to make an announcement. "With the first pick of the 2014 NFL Draft, the Houston Texans select Michael Sam, homosexual, out of the University of Missouri." The 4 Texan fans in attendance boo vociferously, and Sam and Drama Queen share a graphically passionate embrace after giving dap to the once and future commissioner.



Either that or they pick Clowney

[PackWest]

Same as every "reality" show on TV; scripted, coiffed and ready for prime time

[Sect 236]

My prediction for the draft is with 1:30 left on the clock for Houston, Goodell comes to the podium and announces, "There has been a trade."

Then the lights go out in Radio City Music Hall. Chris Berman is confused. He wonders aloud, "What the Hell just happened Mel?"

Then the lights come back on. Goodell looks like he just shit himself. "I Am the Walrus" starts playing over the PA and Chris Berman exclaims, "Oh my God Mel, that's Paul Tagliabue's music!"

Seemingly out of nowhere, Tagliabue comes out and levels his successor with a steel chair. The ghosts of Pete Rozelle and Gene Upshaw then come out and hold Goodell up so Tagliabue can give him a Stone Cold Stunner, which Tags of course pulls off to perfection.

Tagliabue then goes to the mic to make an announcement. "With the first pick of the 2014 NFL Draft, the Houston Texans select Michael Sam, homosexual, out of the University of Missouri." The 4 Texan fans in attendance boo vociferously, and Sam and Drama Queen share a graphically passionate embrace after giving dap to the once and future commissioner.



Either that or they pick Clowney

This was a MAJOR fail. You tried WAAAAAAAAY too hard.

It's hard to imagine, but you're actually better at rapping than you are at telling jokes.

[Riccardo]

yeah who is this clown?

This was a MAJOR fail. You tried WAAAAAAAAY too hard.

It's hard to imagine, but you're actually better at rapping than you are at telling jokes.

Posts way too much

[McCarthy12]

Good grief. I felt uncomfortable for you while reading that.

[JDuggernaut]

It took like 3 minutes. Didn't take too much effort. Perhaps a Latvian joke would have been more to your liking. My sincerest apologies

[Loki]

I'd like to see...

Howie in a cage match with JoeLo

[3rd & Inches]

This makes KG's nipples hard.

Howie in a cage match with JoeLo

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"Feel my Russian Power. I fight for Russia!"


Can you say Russian Greco-Roman Wrestling?!

[Melchior]

Wait, so Rob Van Dam gets an acronym but Alberto Del Rio doesn't?