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I'd rather be sexed by a rabid hippopatomus (sp?) than have to live through this weekend again.
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I'd rather spend an evening in the hot-tub with Beau Allen.
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I'd rather eat icing off of 3I mom's 'stacheComment
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500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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Originally posted by Drama Queen View Post
I got your mom a dollar shave club membership for mother's day. She walks around looking like Ron Jeremy, only fatter.500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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I'd rather your mom give me a gentle bicep massage as I cry with Jeff Fisher on the phone, then push her out of the way once I realize the cameras are rollin'.Comment
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bwah - you two never get oldLast edited by slag; 05-10-2014, 11:27 PM.Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.Comment
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"gentle bicep massage" - credit Sugar 12.Comment
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