Happy Mother's Day, Riccardo

[Ellsworth]

You little bitch!

I made my old lady breakfast in bed (scrambled eggs with Melted Feta cheese & salsa) and got her a bunch of gifts. Brunch at this nice restaurant she likes. After that I'm hopefully done kissing her ass and can do some yard work and drink domestic bottles of delicious beer.

[Drama Queen]

Hahahaha!

Ha

[IronEagle]

You little bitch!

I made my old lady breakfast in bed (scrambled eggs with Melted Feta cheese & salsa) and got her a bunch of gifts. Brunch at this nice restaurant she likes. After that I'm hopefully done kissing her ass and can do some yard work and drink domestic bottles of delicious beer.

Don't you need to perform your husbandly duties at some point?

[PackWest]

5-stroke charlie doesn't need much time for that task

[Ellsworth]

If by "husbandly duties" you mean run to jersey mikes for a turkey sub at 7:45 then YES. Yes I did!