Foreskin Follies Draft Day Edition

[JuTMSY4]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/05/12/greg-robinson-is-the-final-piece-of-the-robert-griffin-iii-trade/

So in the end, Washington got Robert Griffin III while St. Louis got Greg Robinson, Alec Ogletree, Stedman Bailey, Zac Stacy, Michael Brockers, Janoris Jenkins, Isaiah Pead and Rokevious Watkins.

[BigSlizz]

This could be the first season since 2001 where it sucks to play the Rams.

[Sect 236]

This could be the first season since 2001 where it sucks to play the Rams.

If Bradford can stay healthy, they're a very solid team. The NFC West is outrageously good division.

[Snakebitten]

Imagine if the Eagles had the #4 pick this year?

[TerpEagle]

Imagine if the Eagles had the #4 pick this year?

Too bad we can't because the fools running this team went and won the division.

[Snakebitten]

The parade was awesome though.

[Melchior]

Imagine if the Eagles had the #4 pick this year?

Why? Outside of Clowney, the top 5 was pretty comparable.

[Snakebitten]

Sammy Watkins or the trade would have made my year.

[Melchior]

Yeah, if they could've got Lane AND shit the bed last season, that would've been amazing. I'm still OK with Lane, though.

[Sect 236]

Sammy Watkins or the trade would have made my year.

Eagles trade the #4 pick:

"Typical for this team, they finally get a top pick and trade it away"
-Snakebitten

Eagles draft Watkins:

"Typical for this team. Instead of trading up for Clowney they settle for another offensive player. All offense no defense" -Snakebitten

Eagles trade up for Clowney:

"Typical for this team. They mortgage their future to trade up for a guy who has motivation issues" -Snakebitten

I'm just spitballin' here, but those all seem like more likely responses than you having your year "made"

[Snakebitten]

I acknowledge when this team does something right. It's not my fault it's been slim pickings.

[JuTMSY4]

I acknowledge when this team does something right. It's not my fault it's been slim pickings.

when?

[Snakebitten]

1960

[royal]

Sammy Watkins or the trade would have made my year.

We got his brother though. That usually works out pretty well for us.

[JuTMSY4]

1960

no - an actual post

Sorry to be all pile-on-y, some of the negative shit and conspiracy theories are as tiring as they are stupid.

The team was shit in 2012. They fired their coach and had a shit roster on D. No apparent starting QB on the roster. They go 10-6 with a rookie coach in 2013 and had several rookies contribute. I'll probably be wrong, but Chip hasn't given anyone many facts to suggest things might get worse.