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You mean to say we traded Sellen for Drama Queen straight up?
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Bad trade.
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DQ's mom offered to trade me a sack of cheeseburgers for some rock. I shot her and gave the burgers to my soulja's.
Wait, that was menace to society.Comment
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Originally posted by Ellsworth View Post
I took over a housing projects and made the tenants live in hostages or customers. I had DQ's mom bagging up that hard white asshole naked, titties hanging. But unfortunately we got infiltrated.
Wait, that was New Jack City.500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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I joined the Mafia and although I was married DQ's mom was my girlfriend and we were so hyped up on coke that I got lazy and caught by the cops and ratted on all my Mafia friends and went into witness protection.Originally posted by 3rd & Inches View Post
Wait... that was Goodfellas.DB
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DQ's mom challenged IE's hegemony and tried to take over Igglephans
Then DQ's mom said fuck this place and led a mass exodus of posters to another site and then she said fuck them and left them too.
Wait, that was Arlo and the Wangnutz.John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.Comment
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DQ's Mom Punked Merkel and Obama
and took over Crimea and declared that the Black Sea belonged to her and even had some sort of weird relationship with a speedskater (pictured below).Originally posted by Loki View Post
Wait. That was Putin and Russia.
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From a speaker phone, I instruct Ellsworth, 3I and Dim Bub
to run around town solving mysteries in their daisy dukes, bell bottoms and tight sweaters with their nipples showing, as they whip their hair around for added attention.
Wait, that was Charlie's Angels.Comment
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Loki wore a pink polo shirt and smashed cake in Riccardo's face and licked it for a docuseries on OWN.
Wait, that was another gay story.Comment
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DQ moved to Boulder and lives with an alien
He looks like Pam Dawber in drag, but he thinks he's reliving Mork & Mindy.Originally posted by Drama Queen View Post
He comments about Boulder in his blog just released:
) it is way easier to get pot here than it is to get a bottle of wine or liquor…not that I have, but just pointing out the liquor store (they do not sell wine in the grocery store like they do back in NC) is about 6 blocks away; passing about 9 dispensaries en routeDB
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Bwahahahahahaha!
Hilarious!Comment
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