Viagra, Levitra,

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Who is that grenade you're with, do*chebag?

I wouldn't smush that skank with MGP's junk. Isn't it GTL time for you?

[Irish George]

which regular is this???

It must suck to have to stoop to using a pill just to get hard so you can dog out your girl. My shit gets rock hard on command, is thick as a cucumber, and when I walk down the street with even half a chub I can smell ya girl's panties getting moist.

shit is SO cash.

-John

not a bad schtick!

[WhyYouMadThough]

I gotta admit

you guys are getting in my head a bit.

Check it, I've been with my girl, the one you COWARDS call a tranny (yeah have fun with your saggy ass wives, no wonder you guys can't get a chub) for years now, but just last night, I brought home a nice side piece of ass, a little jewish broad from my work, to watch a movie ( we all know what "movie night" means )

So we start fooling around, clothes start coming undone, and she grips up my dink and I can see her just overwhelmed by it all, almost unsure how to proceed. Now, my primary focus at this time should be SOLELY on pounding this girl out right there on my couch, but for some reason, I think, "Man, sure glad I'm not one of those sadsacks on igglephans, or else I'd have to make a post asking which boner pill I should use!", so, like a jackass, for some reason I start laughing. Long story short, she gets really uncomfortable and insecure, and John ends up jacking it that night.

My focus at ALL times should be on slaying top notch broads, setting PRs in the gym, and excelling at work ($$$) so I can cop the freshest gear and take my boys out for bottle service with the lushest breezies in Cali. I made the mistake of wandering into this cesspool and as a result, lost my focus, and with it, a sure lay.

No biggie though, tomorrow is another day.

On the grind,
John

[3rd & Inches]

you guys are getting in my head a bit.

Check it, I've been with my girl, the one you COWARDS call a tranny (yeah have fun with your saggy ass wives, no wonder you guys can't get a chub) for years now, but just last night, I brought home a nice side piece of ass, a little jewish broad from my work, to watch a movie ( we all know what "movie night" means )

So we start fooling around, clothes start coming undone, and she grips up my dink and I can see her just overwhelmed by it all, almost unsure how to proceed. Now, my primary focus at this time should be SOLELY on pounding this girl out right there on my couch, but for some reason, I think, "Man, sure glad I'm not one of those sadsacks on igglephans, or else I'd have to make a post asking which boner pill I should use!", so, like a jackass, for some reason I start laughing. Long story short, she gets really uncomfortable and insecure, and John ends up jacking it that night.

My focus at ALL times should be on slaying top notch broads, setting PRs in the gym, and excelling at work ($$$) so I can cop the freshest gear and take my boys out for bottle service with the lushest breezies in Cali. I made the mistake of wandering into this cesspool and as a result, lost my focus, and with it, a sure lay.

No biggie though, tomorrow is another day.

On the grind,
John

These old fucks on here don't know shit about getting that top notch wet snatch. There too busy being bitches to get bitches. School these suckaz!




On the block,
Uncle 3I

[Irish George]

bwahaha

did I flush this guy out or what?

[3rd & Inches]

did I flush this guy out or what?

We got this guy in trade for Ref haha.

[Regal]

Geigh.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

You are the BEST!

[Two Gap Penetrator]

I AM old

Just turned 52 yesterday. (no one here remembered) Let me impart some wisdom on you young guys. Bang as much young fat a$$ as you can. There's a reason these chicks are fat: THEY'RE IN TO **PLEASURE**!! HELLO! IS THIS MAKING SENSE? Stop pretending to think this one is ugly, that one is fat, yada yada just because you're too shy and afraid to approach a woman. Get after it!
PS: Don't start wishing me a belated birthday. You already f*cked up and you're on my sh*t list.

[Riccardo]

Maybe it is la ref

We got this guy in trade for Ref haha.

Seems he's run away again after making an ass out of himself for the millionth time. But nah, he's not creative enough.

[Riccardo]

Happy Birthday!

Mine was 2 days ago and no one remembered either (56 and counting)!

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Same to you

56 and you're still running around doing stuff. That's great. Stay young, my friend. (Oh wow, I just checked my phone and your birthday was in there, but I never set up an alert. I apologize for that and hope you had a very happy birthday)

[3rd & Inches]

Just turned 52 yesterday. (no one here remembered) Let me impart some wisdom on you young guys. Bang as much young fat a$$ as you can. There's a reason these chicks are fat: THEY'RE IN TO **PLEASURE**!! HELLO! IS THIS MAKING SENSE? Stop pretending to think this one is ugly, that one is fat, yada yada just because you're too shy and afraid to approach a woman. Get after it!
PS: Don't start wishing me a belated birthday. You already f*cked up and you're on my sh*t list.

Guys walk around like they would only fuck a 10. Bullshit...I'll take two fours and a two and would have a better time. Its just pleasure, not a life time commitment. (unless you miscalculate the last pelvic thrust).

I'll tell these young coworkers of mine to sign up for the military, do four years overseas and bang as much ass as u can. It gets passed around like candy on Halloween. After four years, get out, go to college and bang more ass.

[PackWest]

56 and you're still running around doing stuff.

GeezerPhans !

[Irish George]

bwahahahaha

Guys walk around like they would only fuck a 10. Bullshit...I'll take two fours and a two and would have a better time. Its just pleasure, not a life time commitment. (unless you miscalculate the last pelvic thrust).

I'll tell these young coworkers of mine to sign up for the military, do four years overseas and bang as much ass as u can. It gets passed around like candy on Halloween. After four years, get out, go to college and bang more ass.

that's right