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    KG: "My tittie milk fetish isn't as bad...

    ...as IG's poop descriptions."

    Discuss!
    Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
    May 7, 2010




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  • #2
    Pump vs. Dump

    Close call.

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    • #3
      Discuss? There's No Comparison

      I mentioned "holding the bottle" one time and you and Tweedle Dumb turn it into a fetish.

      You on the other hand, describe your shit so many times and revel in how glorious or strange it looks that there is absolutely no doubt you most definitely DO have a shit fetish.

      Period.
      "If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell!"

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      • #4
        BTW, the other day I had a Terdzilla. It was SO cash!

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        • #5
          Score:

          KG-1
          IG-0

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          • #6
            Shouldn't you be marshalling? Did the LPGA get a restraining order on you?

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            • #7
              Honestly, given the choice I'd prefer the titty milk.

              I like titties, just not as much as Kelly Green seems to like lactating titties.
              --------
              "We choose to go to the moon."

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Kelly Green View Post
                I mentioned "holding the bottle" one time and you and Tweedle Dumb turn it into a fetish.

                You on the other hand, describe your shit so many times and revel in how glorious or strange it looks that there is absolutely no doubt you most definitely DO have a shit fetish.

                Period.


                KG is the Wilt Chamberlain of tittie suckling.
                500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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                • #9
                  Probably has a tittie tasting room at his house and hires bottle service attendants for home parties!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Drama Queen View Post
                    Probably has a tittie tasting room at his house and hires bottle service attendants for home parties!


                    Yep and they are all made to wear zorro masks.
                    500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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                    • #11
                      you know, you say the word....

                      Originally posted by Kelly Green View Post
                      I mentioned "holding the bottle" one time and you and Tweedle Dumb turn it into a fetish.

                      You on the other hand, describe your shit so many times and revel in how glorious or strange it looks that there is absolutely no doubt you most definitely DO have a shit fetish.

                      Period.
                      "period" a lot for a guy who denies having a fetish for women's bodily secretions.
                      Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
                      May 7, 2010




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                      • #12
                        Score: DQ's mom 0

                        Originally posted by Drama Queen View Post
                        Score:

                        KG-1
                        IG-0
                        ...every John on the planet 1.
                        Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
                        May 7, 2010




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                        • #13
                          Did the pro-am Thursday

                          ...much less pressure and more opportunity for being lecherous, I mean cordial with the competitors.
                          Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
                          May 7, 2010




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                          • #14
                            its a real homerun when

                            ...he talks them into taking the scissors to a used sports bra to make a Zorro mask.
                            Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
                            May 7, 2010




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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Irish George View Post
                              ...he talks them into taking the scissors to a used sports bra to make a Zorro mask.


                              Bwahaha. What a mental picture!
                              500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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