Here's an almost 400 post thread about guys like you who like to "hold the bottle".
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Originally posted by IronEagle View Post
KG is a tittie milk snob. He wants it fresh from the nip, don't give him no mammary fluid that was pumped earlier in the day.500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are. -
Right from the tap!Comment
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Originally posted by Drama Queen View Post
He is such a snob, when the woman arrives to his table, they have to wear a sheet with the tittie sticking out of a hole. No eye contact when he takes it from the tap. It makes him feel younger and in control.500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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From the King of Pop to the King of Poop!
Originally posted by IronEagle View Post
Another day has gone...
I'm still so hungry...
How could this be?
No tittie milk for me.
You never said good-bye
Someone tell me why.
Why don't you have some more on tap?
Screw that fuckin cat!
Every day I sit and ask myself
Do I have enough at home?
Something whispers
In my ear and says...
That you are not alone!500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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I'm surprised this has never come up before:
WELCOME TO THE PHILA. SPORTS FANISM. WIN, WE LOVE YA, LOSE,WE LOVE YA, BUT YOU'RE A DICK FOR LOSING.
- DEERSPINE GUY
The classic Philly sports fan mindset. It's not right or wrong - it is what it is. Both a shame and a mantle of pride. Love and hate in constant turmoil.
- Susquehanna BirderComment
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