We still haven't covered KG "passing gas"

[Irish George]

dont want to use the "other" F word because he will feel it's "obscene" ...

but I'm guessing KG is blasting out some major toxic fumes between Slacks HoaGAY Shack and the Council Rock field hockey practice.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

With all of that a$$ fat, he's probably getting a lot of.....

....that brrrrrppppp vibration that makes a lot of noise. See, my a$$ is thin and the a$$hole is open to the atmosphere so it quietly just goes pfffffttttt.

[PackWest]

The reason your gas passes quietly is because your OUT door has been used for IN so many times

Most here don't connect the dots, but the "Two Gap" in your handle refers to its gauge

Pick out your sound from here, probably an Air Biscuit

http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Haha NICE!

The ingratitude. This is what I get for welcoming a Packers fan here with open arms.

[Irish George]

look who's talking "Pack" West

The reason your gas passes quietly is because your OUT door has been used for IN so many times

Most here don't connect the dots, but the "Two Gap" in your handle refers to its gauge

Pick out your sound from here, probably an Air Biscuit

http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm

About a geight handle...Is that like an anti-Muslim gay sex act or somehting???

[Irish George]

not to mention...

....that brrrrrppppp vibration that makes a lot of noise. See, my a$$ is thin and the a$$hole is open to the atmosphere so it quietly just goes pfffffttttt.

...all the dogshit food he shovels into his piehole.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Yeah, PackFudgeWest

Bwahahahahahahahaha!! Hey, what's the number one question you hear in a Packers sports bar? Can I push in your stool?

[Irish George]

exactly...or...

"may I take a bite of your bratwurst???"

[PackWest]

The ingratitude. This is what I get for welcoming a Packers fan here with open arms.

It was actually the Walking Barrel of Acid who extended the first Welcome over a decade ago

Do you know why Packers fans always pork their sheep up against a cliff ?
'cause then the sheep push back

Team name originally came from The ACME Meat Packing Company, so we've been packin' pork for 100 years

Of course the Eagles won a title by "beating" the meat-packers in '60