IG Poop Facts

[Phoward12]

1. When IG enters a stall, he makes a throat slash gesture at the toilet and says "I'm about to fucking destroy you."

2. IG considers a month without backing up a toilet as a victory for socialism.

[Riccardo]

You forgot to add

3. IG gazes lovingly at his creation like a mother at her newborn babe

[Phoward12]

It's supposed to be ongoing, I figured IG himself would have plenty to add.

4. IG believes that suffering through a "burner" after eating too much Mexican food is the best way to toughen up.

[Irish George]

since I've been eating better

my turds are getting smaller and less frequent. I can uimagine KG has given birth to a few that came out sideways and were more painful than when he gets hit in the nuts with an errant field hockey ball.