Kelly "the Hypocrite" Green

[Irish George]

"Don't you dare soil the landscape with your obscene posts about poop...and oh by the way, I'm the reason that thread hit 1 k."

[slag]

Ingrate

[slag]

PS - Ever take a shit and have to blow your nose?

So you take some TP and blow the schnozz, after which you fold it over and use it for a wipe?

Sheryl Crow approves.

[Irish George]

hahahahaha!!! No...

...but that is an excellent use of time and resources. Will deff try to multi-task that the next time.

[Kelly Green]

Putting Words In My Mouth Again, Georgie?

However you ARE partially right about the 1,000 views -- WE did it.

[BigSlizz]

RATINGS CAGE MATCH!

Each of you start a thread that the other is banned from participating in. Most hits in a week is the undisputed ratings king.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Kelly Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!

WOOO!

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Hey dude: I think we talked about this before...

Ya ever walk into the scene of one of these explosive sh*ts? If you don't know what I'm talking about, then you never have. We had a guy here that closed down a men's room for a week. They called him The Mad Crapper.

[Riccardo]

I do that all the time

Especially now in allergy season

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Did you ever fart a little bit of sh*t out?

That's not good.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

There's no room for words in your mouth

you MADE ME do this!!

[nor'easter]

Hate the shart. Usually happens when intoxicated and laughing so hard you lose control of your bodily functions. At least for me it does....

[Irish George]

interesting similarities...

...we had a guy like that too...and even the name was similar, we called him the Mad Bomber.

But the worst I ever saw was in the rest stop on the AC expressway. I was in search of a stall one time and shit was smeared everywhere on the outside of the toilet, the walls, the floor...it was like the guy was taking a dump and his whole body exploded.

Nasty!

[Kelly Green]

I Had Lunch Today With One Of Your People

My cousin married a guy whose family is from your clan's neck-o-the-woods and his given name is Geza. Only a select few know that -- kinda like your real name!