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    Robert Wood Johnson hospital in New Brunswick. Hope he pulls thru

    A truck driver has been charged in connection with the wreck on the New Jersey Turnpike that left actor Tracy Morgan in critical condition and another man dead.
    "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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    Thanks, Dan Rather.

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    • #3
      My wife knew Jimmy Mack, the guy that died. Shame, nice guy she said and very funny.
      Canada is like a really nice apartment over a meth lab.

      Robin Williams

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      • #4
        Got a Tracy Morgan story for ya. Im at this event and hes in the lounge with about 12 strippers. Doing the typical Tracy Morgan thing -- he is the 30 Rock character in real life. One by one strippers just leave him bc hes so obnoxious. Finally there are 4 strippers left and he says...alright, which one of u bitches is gonna suck my dick.
        WANGNUTIAN. (pronounced wang-nooshan, martian)

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Diggle View Post
          Got a Tracy Morgan story for ya. Im at this event and hes in the lounge with about 12 strippers. Doing the typical Tracy Morgan thing -- he is the 30 Rock character in real life. One by one strippers just leave him bc hes so obnoxious. Finally there are 4 strippers left and he says...alright, which one of u bitches is gonna suck my dick.
          The dude is radio gold when he's on Stern.

          I love that welfare pussy..

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Diggle View Post
            Got a Tracy Morgan story for ya. Im at this event and hes in the lounge with about 12 strippers. Doing the typical Tracy Morgan thing -- he is the 30 Rock character in real life. One by one strippers just leave him bc hes so obnoxious. Finally there are 4 strippers left and he says...alright, which one of u bitches is gonna suck my dick.


            I loved his "hustle man" character on Martin.
            500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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            • #7
              Nah, Chief, that's my brother Bobby !!

              Originally posted by 3rd & Inches View Post
              I loved his "hustle man" character on Martin.
              You don't know me, I'm from Texas, kid !

              Classic
              The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is - Winston Churchill

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Diggle View Post
                Got a Tracy Morgan story for ya. Im at this event and hes in the lounge with about 12 strippers. Doing the typical Tracy Morgan thing -- he is the 30 Rock character in real life. One by one strippers just leave him bc hes so obnoxious. Finally there are 4 strippers left and he says...alright, which one of u bitches is gonna suck my dick.
                Wait...was he including you?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Eagle In Ohio View Post
                  You don't know me, I'm from Texas, kid !

                  Classic


                  We go back like spinal cords and car seats...gonna be three G's Chief!
                  500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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                  • #10
                    Pick up the pieces !!

                    Originally posted by 3rd & Inches View Post
                    We go back like spinal cords and car seats...gonna be three G's Chief!
                    Just pick up the pieces !!!!
                    The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is - Winston Churchill

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Eagle In Ohio View Post
                      Just pick up the pieces !!!!
                      "I got a special on some free range chicken"

                      "What the hell is free range chicken man?!"

                      "It means for me it was free, for you it's gon be in the range of 15 dollas"

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Sect 236 View Post
                        "I got a special on some free range chicken"

                        "What the hell is free range chicken man?!"

                        "It means for me it was free, for you it's gon be in the range of 15 dollas"

                        bwahahaha, I almost posted a link to that scene earlier
                        500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by SCREAMIN EAGLE View Post
                          The dude is radio gold when he's on Stern.

                          I love that welfare pussy..
                          I never enjoyed his appearances on SNL or his stand-up, but love him on Stern. I can listen to him all day. :D
                          Last edited by EagleDave; 06-10-2014, 09:22 AM.
                          "F***ing score points. What's your plan?" -Chip Kelley

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