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Quote of the Year

06-10-2014, 07:01 PM

"It's human waste," said Horace Day, who lives a couple of doors down. "I'm a retired SEPTA maintenance worker so you can believe I know what I smell."
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Irish George

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06-10-2014, 07:11 PM

I thought you were going to say...

When I asked her how she knew it was human waste, she exclaimed, "The toilet paper was still attached!"

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#3

06-10-2014, 07:50 PM

Septa makes the NYC subway smell like the inside of a bakery.

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#4

06-10-2014, 07:51 PM

Super MAC!

who you like to go up 2-1 in the Finals?

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#5

06-10-2014, 08:27 PM

Straight up, the Heat. Would probably take the points though.

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#6

06-10-2014, 08:55 PM

All train compartments

smell vaguely of shit.

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#7

06-10-2014, 09:20 PM

That quote is Ricky Roma chum.
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