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It seems he's some kind of vice president now.
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He's like Tyrian Lanister, Master of Coin
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!Comment
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I don't know.
Last time we put him in charge of the bar at the Secret Portal clubhouse, he ordered kegs of miller lite and we had to revoke his management title.
And that was after the first warning when he put Jaques Bonet champagne into the champagne fountain. Zoli got pissed and held McCarts upside down by his feet over the fountain and told him he had to drink all of the shit champagne out of the fountain before he would let his ankles go set him free.John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.Comment
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Remember 3 years ago at the picnic in north jersey when we allowed members children for the first time, and slizz wanted to bring his cats cause he didn't have kids. What a putz.On Trumps handicap
“If Trump is a 2.8, Queen Elizabeth is a pole vaulter,” Reilly wroteComment
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Bwahahahaha!
I love when you do these!Comment
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And how about...
that cat condo he built right into the back of his Ford Pinto wagon?
The highlight had to be IG bringing all those Russian strippers from the Bada Bing. Mrs. Kelly Green elbowed KG, what, at least twenty times when KG got caught staring at big stinkin titties.John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.Comment
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Yep, I did too
becoming a big man at the Wonka Factory.Originally posted by Two Gap Penetrator View Post
"I feel much better now that my pants are on."- overheard conversation at a GayteComment
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Vice President of Oompa Loompas Local 257 Confectioner's Union."Listen to McCarthy" - Art VandelayComment
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Didn't he end up just putting a beanie on McCarthy and walking around with the little guy on his shoulders the whole time?Originally posted by CbEagle View PostComment
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Was that the time that......
KG's adventure in Wangnut begins when he wakes after his shipwreck to find himself bound by innumerable tiny threads and addressed by tiny captors who are in awe of him but fiercely protective of their kingdom. They are not afraid to use violence against KG, though their arrows are little more than pinpricks. But overall, they are hospitable, risking famine in their land by feeding KG, who consumes more food than a thousand Wangnutians combined could. KG is taken into the capital city by a vast wagon the Wangnutians have specially built. He is presented to the emperor, who is entertained by KG, just as KG is flattered by the attention of royalty. Eventually KG becomes a national resource, used by the army in its war against the people of Igglephans, whom the Wangnutians hate for doctrinal differences concerning the proper way to crack eggs. But things change when KG is convicted of treason for putting out a fire in the royal palace with his urine and is condemned to be shot in the eyes and starved to death. KG escapes to Willow Grove, where he is able to repair a boat he finds and set sail for England.Comment
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The shipwreck on the Island of Misfit Posters.
I hadn't heard the whole story.John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.Comment
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Hey congrats on the new gig
I haven't updated my linknuts page in ages. Prolly should one time before I retireOriginally posted by McCarthy12 View Post"I could buy you." - The Village IdiotComment
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Yeah I missed it going to the shop n bag for suppliesOn Trumps handicap
“If Trump is a 2.8, Queen Elizabeth is a pole vaulter,” Reilly wroteComment
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Thats right, we were calling them master blaster.On Trumps handicap
“If Trump is a 2.8, Queen Elizabeth is a pole vaulter,” Reilly wroteComment
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