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    A man shocked the breakfast crowd at a Queens McDonald’s Tuesday when he strolled in with a knife stuck in his back while chatting on a cellphone. Andrew Hardy, 53, his shirt drenched in blood, app…
    Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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    The customers had his back.
    500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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    • #3
      How about:

      Man walks into McDonald’s with knife sticking out of his back

      He says: "This isn't working ... gimme ten Big Macs and four Jumbo Fries."
      Last edited by slag; 06-24-2014, 06:02 PM.
      Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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      • #4
        "I'm not lovin' it."
        --------
        "We choose to go to the moon."

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        • #5
          I have a knife in my McRib.
          500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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          • #6
            well why don't we just make knives illegal

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            • #7
              That might be the healthiest option to have in your body at McDonalds
              Cowboys last SB win is old enough to drink beer

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