Per Domo, Lane Johnson has tested positive for PED's...but it's through twitter

[3rd & Inches]

Don't get your hopes up. He's not the kinda gangbanger you're interested in.

Your best post!

[The Ref]

so not totally sure yet. Could be wrong but he is stating "league sources".

Yeah. That twitter crap. Buncha bullshit.

The Moldova civil unrest in 2009, the Iranian election protests of 2009/2010, the Tunisian revolution of 2010/2011 in which the regime of Zine El Abidine Ben Ali was ended after 23 years, the Egyptian revolution of 2011 in which the regime of Hosni Mubarak was ended after 30 years? All the tens of thousands of tweets that came from the streets and front lines of these events were complete fabrications. All bullshit. What a worthless piece of crap that twitter is.

[The Ref]

They're all on the juice. What is alarming is he was stupid enough to get caught.

While PED use is widespread, they aren't all using banned substances. Not even a majority are. That's a bit of hyperbole.

What likely happened is he took a supplement he thought was clean but wasn't. That's just me guessing but it's more likely than all the players are on PEDs.

[Damned Thing]

Are you also PSU_33?

[Sect 236]

Sports reporting, which is what this specific topic is about, is sketchy at best on Twitter, but, hey, enjoy the weather up there on that horse.

[slag]

A more relentless twat you'll be hard pressed to find.

[ishimonster]

fuck

so not totally sure yet. Could be wrong but he is stating "league sources".

Well you can't replace Lane Johnson but at least they have good depth at tackle. Dennis Kelly/Allen Barbre could start on a few other teams…

[Dan Drives a Van]

Dennis Kelly/Allen Barbre could start on a few other teams…

Barbre could. Dennis Kelly hasn't done squat to show he can play in this offense. Beyond Barbre, I have zero confidence in any of these backups.

I'll be very curious to see if they make a move. If they don't do it before training camp, they're gonna have to go to battle with what they got. The systems Chip has in place means emergency acquisitions mid-season have next to no chance of contributing immediately.

First 4 games means Jaguars, Colts, WashingtonFootballTeam, 49ers. That's not a good time to have protection issues.

[slag]

What are you basing your assessment of Kelly on?

[nerd]

Yeah. That twitter crap. Buncha bullshit.

The Moldova civil unrest in 2009, the Iranian election protests of 2009/2010, the Tunisian revolution of 2010/2011 in which the regime of Zine El Abidine Ben Ali was ended after 23 years, the Egyptian revolution of 2011 in which the regime of Hosni Mubarak was ended after 30 years? All the tens of thousands of tweets that came from the streets and front lines of these events were complete fabrications. All bullshit. What a worthless piece of crap that twitter is.

Stop posting.

[The Ref]

Stop posting.

I'll tweet instead

[Two Gap Penetrator]

I wonder what Lawrence Taylor was on back in the day

Remember how he was just SO MUCH BETTER than everyone else? Man among boys. You know he was on some sh*t.

[nerd]

I'll tweet instead

and i'll still take it with a grain of salt.

[Riccardo]

Hahah... all tweets are true, didn't you know?

auto-truth detector is built into the system

[JDuggernaut]

Remember how he was just SO MUCH BETTER than everyone else? Man among boys. You know he was on some sh*t.

Cocaine and statutory rape did wonders for him.