Bwah! Ells! Check this out!

[Two Gap Penetrator]

http://cnj.craigslist.org/ele/4581782853.html

[SCREAMIN EAGLE]

http://cnj.craigslist.org/ele/4581782853.html

Put the lotion in the basket.

[Ellsworth]

HAHAHA!!!!!

Watched a fantastic 2 hour documentary on that recently. The chick who played Catherine Martin said girls come up to her all the time saying their significant other does the tuck dance in front of them! She said "uhh, that's a really "special" guy you got there."