Update: Kelly Green is alive and well

[Two Gap Penetrator]

He posted an article: Monday, July 28, 2014 10:45 pm | Updated: 1:02 am, Tue Jul 29, 2014.

The article starts like this: "In the animal kingdom, nothing is more dangerous than a wounded tiger."

Bwahahahahahahaha! I sh*t you not!

[Dim Bulb]

beg to differ

He posted an article: Monday, July 28, 2014 10:45 pm | Updated: 1:02 am, Tue Jul 29, 2014.

The article starts like this: "In the animal kingdom, nothing is more dangerous than a wounded tiger."

Bwahahahahahahaha! I sh*t you not!

An elephant dropped from three stories onto your head would definitely be more dangerous.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Bwahahahahaha!

There's a joke in there, but I don't want STEEEEE-RIKE THREE!

[Phoward12]

I think you're wrong about his loyalty...

There's a joke in there, but I don't want STEEEEE-RIKE THREE!

He was the lone wolf here.

http://www.theintell.com/intelligencer-eagles-forecasters-picks/article_ed7be871-3e97-5ddc-b610-482a27daeecc.html?mode=jqm

[Sect 236]

A non-wounded tiger didn't even make this list.

http://list25.com/the-25-most-danger...orld/?view=all

If a tiger at full strength isn't that dangerous, how is a tiger at less than full strength the most dangerous animal?

Seems he knows as much about animals as he does about sports. Zilch.

[Dim Bulb]

What about anteaters?

A non-wounded tiger didn't even make this list.

http://list25.com/the-25-most-danger...orld/?view=all

If a tiger at full strength isn't that dangerous, how is a tiger at less than full strength the most dangerous animal?

Seems he knows as much about animals as he does about sports. Zilch.

Also more people are killed annually in vending machine accidents than in mountain lion attacks.

http://news.yahoo.com/giant-anteaters-kill-two-hunters-brazil-211858253.html

[Sect 236]

Also more people are killed annually in vending machine accidents than in mountain lion attacks.

http://news.yahoo.com/giant-anteater...211858253.html

How about running? We've been lead to believe that running is the silent killer.

[Dim Bulb]

and running from a moutain lion

How about running? We've been lead to believe that running is the silent killer.

probably increases the risk.

[slag]

Not as bad as

running from the police with a stolen vending machine.

[Loki]

How bout shitting a lion?

[Sect 236]

probably increases the risk.

Running from a mountain lion after drinking tainted breast milk.

[Dim Bulb]

slag's post reminds me of Barbershop

Running from a mountain lion after drinking tainted breast milk.

N'ihi na nnukwu mmadụ, kelly Green pụrụ ịkpali ngwa ngwa mgbe agu achụpụkwa ya ma ọ bụ aramingo bụ ihe ize ndụ, na-ma ọ bụ na-enweghị na-acha ọcha Mayonezi.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

I like how he posts the article at 10:45 PM and then....

.....updates it at 1 AM. BWAHAHAHAHA!!! He made the midnight deadline but submitted it FUCKED UP!!!!! Don't forget: This is an article about YOUTH BASEBALL!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M GOING TO CHOKE BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Ellsworth]

It sounds better using the John facenda voice from NFL films.

[Riccardo]

Steee-Rike THREE!!

Hahahah!