KG took my advice - a manifesto!

[Riccardo]

Note the use of "Perky" in the headline!

http://www.theintell.com/news/communities/willow-grove/perky-ambler-zips-collegeville-on-reichenbach--hitter/article_0d8610bc-5425-5167-a744-4cb2188d843a.html

[Two Gap Penetrator]

He was probably thinking about perky nips

Sick pervert.

[Sect 236]

Besides us at Igglephans, is anyone reading this slop?

I beat even the parents of the players and the players themselves are like "nah, we're good, thanks Bill"

[Pete]

Is there such a thing as

strike five? Six? Jeez.

[Sect 236]

Also, take not how he posted at 10pm and needed to change the article after midnight again.

The hack writer can't even post a story without needing to edit and re-edit over and over again.