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Perky: Ambler eliminated in fifth game
Posted: Monday, August 4, 2014 10:15 pm | Updated: 1:45 am, Tue Aug 5, 2014.
By Kelly Green Staff writer
COLLEGEVILLE — The last sporting event that produced an anticlimax more lopsided than this one was Seattle’s romp over Denver in the Super Bowl.
Collegeville ripped Ambler standout Doug Brown for eight runs in the first two innings of Monday’s fifth and deciding game of the Perkiomen Valley Twilight League semifinals at Ursinus College.

THAT'S IT??????

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The hack still had to edit it at 1:45 in the morning even with the short length.

[Drama Queen]

He does a nice job tying in

Perky: Ambler eliminated in fifth game
Posted: Monday, August 4, 2014 10:15 pm | Updated: 1:45 am, Tue Aug 5, 2014.
By Kelly Green Staff writer
COLLEGEVILLE — The last sporting event that produced an anticlimax more lopsided than this one was Seattle’s romp over Denver in the Super Bowl.
Collegeville ripped Ambler standout Doug Brown for eight runs in the first two innings of Monday’s fifth and deciding game of the Perkiomen Valley Twilight League semifinals at Ursinus College.

THAT'S IT??????

the NFL with little league baseball.

WTF is up with the avatar? Hahahahaha!

[Riccardo]

HAhahah - and great avatar

The last sporting event that produced an anticlimax more lopsided than this one was Seattle’s romp over Denver in the Super Bowl.

And what a clumsy sentence

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What would he know about climaxing?

[SCREAMIN EAGLE]

Plenty..

It happens everytime he eats a double cheeseburger.