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  • #1

    Naming Nuts

    What's your take on this guy's rankings?

    http://www.theawl.com/2014/08/americ...ng#more-199065
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  • #2
    Originally posted by IronEagle View Post
    What's your take on this guy's rankings?

    http://www.theawl.com/2014/08/americ...ng#more-199065






    What? No Gun Nutz?

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    • #3
      I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, "Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts," and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that's what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she'd just start yelling. I'd say, "Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut.

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      • #4
        No chance peanuts rank above almonds.
        -Slizz of Wangnutz

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        • #5
          Is there anything worse than a brazil nut?

          I find them inedible. Cashews are a close second - turrible
          "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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          • #6
            I heard that, after the dog show

            You were on an El Al flight to Haifa faster than a walnut could roll off a henhouse roof.
            Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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            • #7
              I'd switch #3 with #10.

              Originally posted by IronEagle View Post
              What's your take on this guy's rankings?

              http://www.theawl.com/2014/08/americ...ng#more-199065
              Riccardo, you love Brazilian nuts on a hot summer day.

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              • #8
                Honkey tonkin' down in "PHERN'T!" 'ouisiana where the "PHERNT!..." Biscuits and gravy are like "PHERN'T!"

                Originally posted by RSE View Post
                I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, "Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts," and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that's what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she'd just start yelling. I'd say, "Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut.
                Charismatic megafauna.

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                • #9
                  No way the peanut beats out almonds and cashews.
                  YOU KILLED TED YOU MEDIEVAL DICKWEED!

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                  • #10
                    Plastic nutz
                    John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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                    • #11
                      DQ's mom's favorite: "Deez"
                      500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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                      • #12
                        she luvs nutz on a cone

                        And lottttts of whipped creme
                        John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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