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Let me see what type of lines you wanna be players use to close the deal with the ladies (or guys (DQ Disclaimer)).
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500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are. -
I know it's a bit much to take in, since you really don't know me. Still I am open to get to know you at first before anything would happen. I want to be up-front with you and tell you what exactly I am looking for. This way you have an idea of what I am into. You see it's not sex in the traditional sense, it's more a fetish. Don't get me wrong I do enjoy traditional sex, but I grown to prefer this more. This fetish is a Sitophilia type fetish. I will give you a short explanation that lead me to discover why I like this type of fetish.
You see, when I was young and even now I seemed to be judged on my looks and not on my personality. So finding women and starting relationships was harder for me then most. Couple that with a strong sex drive, and you get the picture. So I developed this fetish to help me deal with my sexual urges. I found that women tend to like dairy products, and settled on cheese to represent the girl. thus I started having sex with cheese. I like to use Swiss cheese and would wrap slices of the cheese around penis, then masturbate. Now tho, after finding several girls to do it for me, I prefer having girls do it for me, instead of myself. Still I suppose I was lucky in finding those women, and our relationships did not last long, since our relationship based more on my fetish and me helping them out money wise. When they became comfortable again, we stayed friends, but they seemed to move on with their lives or I moved on because of the drama that sometimes followed some of them. The other problem I encounter is that women tend to be more freaked out over my fetish, then they would be over other questionable activities that are far more disgusting then mine. I don't understand why using cheese in the way I use it is so disturbing to women, the ones who have done my fetish for me say it's quite vanilla compared to so things they have encountered, and say I am quite harmless given my kind personality.
So my request is, is there any way you would be willing to strike up an arraignment with me to do my fetish for me, if of course you would be open to this sort of activity? -
"You know what kinda guy I am?"
"The kind who will **** your brains out!"Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
May 7, 2010
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Why, yes, I AM wearing Cool Water.-Slizz of WangnutzComment
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"For a fat girl, you don't sweat much."Last edited by Irish George; 08-15-2014, 04:30 PM.Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
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Best pick up line for your momma?
2 inch steel.
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I thought your line was...
"I have one of those."John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.Comment
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For 31's momma?
Girl, you're looking fly! What are you, 38-26-36? ...and I'm just talkin' about your left arm, girl!Comment
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Originally posted by Irish George View Post
"I want to lay my dick on your face so you can see where I'm coming from."
"How do you feel about getting Hep C?"500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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The one your pops used on your momma?
Wanna go halves on a bastard?Comment
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Originally posted by Drama Queen View Post
I've been using this since the 8th grade: "Do you have any black in you? Would you like some?"500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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The line I used to bang your mom:
"_______________________________________"500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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The line guys use on you
Is that A-HA you're listening to?Comment
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Originally posted by 3rd & Inches View Post
That sounds familiar, but I think it was originally, Dooo yah half iny Irlish n ya? Yawant some?Comment
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