Why your team sucks 2014

[TerpEagle]

Magary finally did the Ravens. Hopefully the NFC East is up soon.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-baltimore-ravens-1627040424

If you live in/near Baltimore you know that this shit is 100% true.

[Sect 236]

The Steelers one was great. Fuck our Western neighbors.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-su...ers-1625613194

[TerpEagle]

HTTR

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-washington-redskins-1629678313?

"All of the on-field fuckups noted above don't begin to hint at the Redskins' overall suckiness. This is the worst organization in professional sports. It's not even close. The owner is a disgusting, repulsive man. His underlings are worse. The local media are bought and paid subservient bootlickers. And the fans—humorless golfbots that they are—fall in line like fucking sheep, every single year. Can you name any other franchise in any sport that requires its own propaganda arm? The Redskins are a mad king who has locked himself inside a castle turret. It wouldn't shock me if everyone at Redskin Park turned out to be syphilitic. They are DISEASED."

[hoo bleeds green]

They are a venal, nauseating organization. Trotting out senile code-talkers and fake chiefs, forcing announcers to pimp Redskins Facts during game broadcasts, suing season ticket holders, suing newspapers, booting up the Washington Redskins Original Americans Foundation—which serves as its own form of satire—these are all symptoms of a company that is offensive on some level deeper than that of a stupid fucking nickname. They are the scum of the fucking Earth.

[Dim Bulb]

I know the author!

They are a venal, nauseating organization. Trotting out senile code-talkers and fake chiefs, forcing announcers to pimp Redskins Facts during game broadcasts, suing season ticket holders, suing newspapers, booting up the Washington Redskins Original Americans Foundation—which serves as its own form of satire—these are all symptoms of a company that is offensive on some level deeper than that of a stupid fucking nickname. They are the scum of the fucking Earth.

My dear sweet Obie!

DB

[TerpEagle]

I'll bet you have it even worse in NOVA.

I didn't know about the Redskins Pride Caucus.

[TerpEagle]

Eagles are up.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-philadelphia-eagles-1630612571

And EDP gets a "shout out" from one of the fans.

[Dim Bulb]

"sever fork wound"

Eagles are up.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-philadelphia-eagles-1630612571

And EDP gets a "shout out" from one of the fans.

bwahaha! Triple gout!

[Sect 236]

Eagles are up.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-philadelphia-eagles-1630612571

And EDP gets a "shout out" from one of the fans.

Pretty quality.

I sent the Patriots one to a New England friend of mine and his response was "fuckin haters just jealous." I thanked him for proving everything correct that was written about them.

[3rd & Inches]

"Meanwhile, Football Michael Richards got an extension. So there you go. Throw down an n-bomb and ignore Mike Vick's texts, you get an extension. BUT NO HANGING WITH PHANTOM GANGBANGERS, OK?"

[TerpEagle]

Pretty quality.

I sent the Patriots one to a New England friend of mine and his response was "fuckin haters just jealous." I thanked him for proving everything correct that was written about them.

I think this article is best for people that live in an area where they have to suffer fans from teams they don't follow.

To me they're all funny and I am a big Magary fan, but the Washington and Baltimore editions always make me laugh the most in agreement.