The Onion is the freaking best

[Ellsworth]

Outstanding:


@TheOnion: HR Sends Out Reminder Email About Not Scrawling ‘Revenge’ In Blood In Conference Room http://t.co/58sAo3KKhF http://t.co/kb2s2tavcW

[Riccardo]

Hahah... yep, and on Goddell/Rice

http://www.theonion.com/articles/goo...sing-ot,36912/