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I hate the fact that the Eagles LBs are suspect. I hate that the OL is a mess. I hate that the Niners are in a must win position. I hate the physicality of the Niners defense. I hate the west coast trip. I hate the fact that Foles is probably banged up after that "legal" hit as well as other hits.
I hate Jim Harbaugh. I hate the fact that the new stadium is so far from San Francisco that if it were distance from Philly it would be in Baltimore. I hate whiny Niners fans. I hate the arm strength of the Niners QB who's name I intentionally omit because I couldn't spell it without help.
I hate Eddie Debartalo, that fat chimpanzee. I don't even know if he is still the owner of the team. I hate Bill Walsh, that genius, even though he's dead. If he was such a genius, wouldn't he be alive? I hate the semi retarded speech patterns of Joe Montana and his Domer background (except that Cotton Bowl game his senior year, that was epic). I hate Jerry Rice, and when someone describes him as "elegant," I want to puke.
I hate the Giants and their long-haired pitchers. I hate McCovey Cove. I hate Alcatraz, except for the movie. No, not the Rock with Nicolas Cage, the Birdman one with Burt Lancaster. Brilliant.
I hate the Bay Bridge. Every time I cross it I feel like I'm making a $3.50 bet that I'll make it across before the Big One hits. I hate Cal Berkeley and the Rose Bowl.
I hate Silicon Valley. I hate people who play foosball during the day because they are "creative." They were just fucking lucky, not creative. I hate San Jose and its intelligentsia. I hate anyone who can do more with a computer than turn it on and turn it off.
DB
I hate Jim Harbaugh. I hate the fact that the new stadium is so far from San Francisco that if it were distance from Philly it would be in Baltimore. I hate whiny Niners fans. I hate the arm strength of the Niners QB who's name I intentionally omit because I couldn't spell it without help.
I hate Eddie Debartalo, that fat chimpanzee. I don't even know if he is still the owner of the team. I hate Bill Walsh, that genius, even though he's dead. If he was such a genius, wouldn't he be alive? I hate the semi retarded speech patterns of Joe Montana and his Domer background (except that Cotton Bowl game his senior year, that was epic). I hate Jerry Rice, and when someone describes him as "elegant," I want to puke.
I hate the Giants and their long-haired pitchers. I hate McCovey Cove. I hate Alcatraz, except for the movie. No, not the Rock with Nicolas Cage, the Birdman one with Burt Lancaster. Brilliant.
I hate the Bay Bridge. Every time I cross it I feel like I'm making a $3.50 bet that I'll make it across before the Big One hits. I hate Cal Berkeley and the Rose Bowl.
I hate Silicon Valley. I hate people who play foosball during the day because they are "creative." They were just fucking lucky, not creative. I hate San Jose and its intelligentsia. I hate anyone who can do more with a computer than turn it on and turn it off.
DB
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