Riley Cooper is being underutilized...

[Eagle Road]

Politically Correct test, see how you fair,






1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking
B. Screwing
C. The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
B. Your blood-test results
C. Five tequila slammers

3. You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first
B. You both climax simultaneously
C. You don't miss SportsCenter

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play
B. Not the sort of thing your wife would ever agree to
C. Not the sort of thing your wife need ever find out about

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
A. The best part of the experience
B. The second best part of the experience
C. $100 extra

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A. No concern of yours
B. Not a problem - she can join your gym
C. A conservative estimate

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth
B. An oxymoron
C. A moron

8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A. Appetizer is to entree
B. Priming is to painting
C. A long line is to an amusement park ride

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
A. "I hope we can still be friends."
B. "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone..."
C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
B. Is uptight and a waste of time
C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place

Results

* If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.
* If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.
* If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, keep it up - Hard men are good to find!

[Eagle Road]

Your realization skills aren't very good.

Neither is your trolling.

[Cheesesteak]

Can we please get back to praising the amazingness of Cooper now?

[Eagle In Ohio]

He's like a White Jerry Rice

Can we please get back to praising the amazingness of Cooper now?

and a taller Steve Largent, all rolled into one.

[Sect 236]

Can we please get back to praising the amazingness of Cooper now?

He drops a lot of passes, and he really struggles to get open because he's not that athletic, but when he does actually make a catch, boy, nobody in the NFL is better at catching an 8 yard bomb and getting no yards after the catch.

[JDuggernaut]

Tebow has been black balled due to his beliefs. The NFL prefers woman beaters, drug users, and womanizers to sell their product. In the only opportunity Tebow got, he succeeded.

It's a shame, but Tebow handles it with class.

Tebow's completion percentage: 47.9%. That's why he is no longer playing pro football. Nobody blackballed him for his beliefs.

Tennessee is kicking Florida's ass tomorrow too, troll. Now tell me how Aaron Hernandez is being stereotyped and blackballed by the league for his Latino heritage.

[Sect 236]

Kinda sad for the UT and UF programs that they have fallen off so much, that their game is the 5th best game of the weekend in the SEC.

[slag]

A PC test that only focuses relationships and sex is unfare.

[Eagle Road]

A PC test that only focuses relationships and sex is unfare.

Yeah, just posted it for the amusement factor, isn't that what this thread is all about?

[slag]

Ok, but are you goin' to Scarborough Fare?

[slag]

And, furthermore, shouldn't the foul pole in baseball be called the fare pole?

[slag]

How are YOU fairing on these questions?

[Eagle Road]

And, furthermore, shouldn't the foul pole in baseball be called the fare pole?

OR,






Fairest of the Fair. When such fair beings as you have the fair-ness to honor our Fair with your fair presence, it is perfectly fair that you should receive good fare from the fair conductors of this Fair, and indeed it would be very un-fair if you should not fare well, since it is the endeavor of those whose wel-fare depends upon the success of this Fair, to treat all who come fair-ly, but to treat with especial fair-ness those who are as fair as yourself. We are engaged in a fair cause, a sacred war-fare; that is, to speak without un-fair-ness, a war-fare, not against the fair sex, but against the pockets of their beaux. We therefore hope, gentle reader, "still fair-est found where all is fair," that you will use all fair exertions in behalf of the praiseworthy af-fair which we have fair-ly undertaken. If you take sufficient interest in our wel-fare to lend your fair aid, you will appear fair-er than ever in our sight; we will never treat you un-fair-ly, and when you withdraw the light of your fair countenance from our Fair, we will bid you a kind Fare-well.

[JDuggernaut]

Kinda sad for the UT and UF programs that they have fallen off so much, that their game is the 5th best game of the weekend in the SEC.

I agree, however I think Tennessee is on the rise. I'm hoping Florida experiences a run like we have had the last 6 years, but if they fire Muschamp (which they likely will), they'll probably rebound.

Some idiots down south actually say that Chip Kelly would be interested in going to Gainesville. I think he's about as likely to coach football in Sweden than at Florida.

[Loki]

Tebow > elway bwahaha