Alex Henery just tried to hang himself

[FuriousXGeorge]

...but he couldn't kick the chair out from under him.

[slag]

Then he put a gun to his head

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[Sect 236]

He tried to throw a handful of pills in his mouth, but came up short and they bounced off his chin.

[Ellsworth]

Like a set of balls off psu's mom's chin.