Ellsworth trying to navigate the board

[Drama Queen]

after declaring John Cougar Mellencamp a rock God is still hilarious!


Ells! Where you going , bro! Don't do it!


Go! Ellsworth! You got thaaat!

[Loki]

while cooking meth in the

Sideyard pickup truck. He's a true multitasker

[Drama Queen]

Haha... ain't that America?

[Loki]

In his little pink house

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Bwahahahahahahaha!

I'm dying!!!

[Ellsworth]

If you people cannot appreciate jack and Diane & small town then you are stone cold monsters.

They're classics. Remind me of my youth.

To show I am still "down" I'd like to point out I'm presently listening to The Fix album on spotify.

In closing: http://youtu.be/QaKj9iISQUE

[Riccardo]

little ditty about ells and his hand

a red-headed stepchild jackin' off in the heartland

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Bwahahahahaha!

HOME RUN!

[Ellsworth]

Yeah? Well that new socially awkward rob Lowe commercial reminds me of you bc he cannot take a piss in public.

Those ads are hilarious!!!

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Bwahahahahaha!

Spin, parry, THRUST!