Hey PSU...have you tried paging Kyle Orton??

[BIG JAY]

Oh, that's right...he chose the Buffalo Bills over being a Cowboy!! Bwahahahaaaa!!!

[Sect 236]

PSU is a Giants fan.

[Ellsworth]

He's tried anal. Didn't hurt as much as he thought it would.

[Sect 236]

He's tried anal. Didn't hurt as much as he thought it would.

Years of practicing on himself with vegetables made the real thing that much easier.

[BIG JAY]

You know, I had a brain fart...easy to confuse the fans of both of those teams! None-the-less, the Vaggies probably need to start paging someone...someone, anyone, please help us!!!!