Haven't seen it yet, but this review makes me want to do so. Long, but really well written review.
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I'm a huge Nolan fan and McConaughy is on fire lately, but I've heard a lot of negative reviews.
"The most artfully crafted, finely made, gorgeous looking crappy movie you'll see this year."
I'll still see it in the theater for the experience, but my expectations went from extremely high to almost dreading sitting through it.
Hope I'm wrong.Last edited by Sect 236; 11-06-2014, 10:55 PM.
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I heard dumb and dumber to is an intellectual masterpiece
Originally posted by Dim Bulb View PostHaven't seen it yet, but this review makes me want to do so. Long, but really well written review.
http://theessenceofwit.blogspot.com/...ristopher.html"I could buy you." - The Village Idiot
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What a dickhead reviewer
Why do people write this way? In that style? Really? Annoying .... Its a movie, not a theological dissertation....
You could just see the author smugly and self congratulatory smirk as he slides his macbook air across the sticky Formica tabletop. His best review off to his 24 year ld editor. The Social Distortion sticker, with its glossy sheen, affixed jauntily across the dented laptop cover, reflected the pale blue light glaringly diffused from the new LED replacement bulb his tatooed Lilith Fair of a girlfriend recently purchased for him at Fresh Fields with her overused, and under appreciated, EBT card. His smirk belies his uncomfortable anxiety of his mortality as he nervously packs his pipe with the sickly sweet Borkum Riff tobacco so enjoyed by his grandfather during his happier times. Then that last long tepid sip of his Pabst Blue Ribbon pounder brings him back, back to the present. Back to his shitty reality, where he looks longingly at his shitty life, his hitty apartment, his shitty Williamsburg. His beard, oh how proud was he of that great addition to a chin that could stop opopssums in their tracks, meanders mightily down to the throws of his black Costco V neck t-shirt yet fails to quench those braziers of doubt, percolating from his loins.
He's a douche.
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