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Bury your man with Dimmy's FIVE STAR PICKS. EVERY GAME A WINNER last week*
Temple (+12) over PSU. The Nits score points in bunches. Small bunches. It isn't a given that they'll score 12 points in this game.
Minnesota (+13) over OSU. True I am inspired by hatred for Urban Meyer on a par with my hatred for Ed Snider. OSU is playing for a place in the Final Four. Minnesota is playing to prove that their stubborn, cold, barren existence is justified. With that kind of inspiration, the Rodents could win this game outright.
Alabama (-10) over MSU. With a QB named "Dak" you're never going to go big time. He sounds like he should be a character in Star Wars. And MSU hasn't really brought out the whooping stick on any team. Nick Saban has been sacrificing live chickens in his lair this week, summoning the Gods of War for brimstone and such. No way Saban allows his team to not win by twenty.
Atlanta (-1) over Carolina. Yeah, I know. Don't bet a team as underdog at home especially when they are coming off a humiliating loss. But Cam Newton looks like he'd rather be working as a bus driver than running a team, and the Carolina defense will give up yards to Matty Ice. Which, btw, is such a stupid nickname that it makes me almost withdraw this pick.
Green Bay (-5 1/2) over Eagles. I hate myself too. But look at the facts. The Eagles secondary v Aaron Rodgers. Eddie Lacy v Fredo. Lesean McCoy v himself. Green Bay might rip off a big win here.
Patriots (+3) over Indianapolis. Belichek is almost as evil as Nick Saban. But still evil enough to cause his team to come out on top of this spread. Neck Beard Luck won't know what hits him.
*I picked the games after they were over.
Temple (+12) over PSU. The Nits score points in bunches. Small bunches. It isn't a given that they'll score 12 points in this game.
Minnesota (+13) over OSU. True I am inspired by hatred for Urban Meyer on a par with my hatred for Ed Snider. OSU is playing for a place in the Final Four. Minnesota is playing to prove that their stubborn, cold, barren existence is justified. With that kind of inspiration, the Rodents could win this game outright.
Alabama (-10) over MSU. With a QB named "Dak" you're never going to go big time. He sounds like he should be a character in Star Wars. And MSU hasn't really brought out the whooping stick on any team. Nick Saban has been sacrificing live chickens in his lair this week, summoning the Gods of War for brimstone and such. No way Saban allows his team to not win by twenty.
Atlanta (-1) over Carolina. Yeah, I know. Don't bet a team as underdog at home especially when they are coming off a humiliating loss. But Cam Newton looks like he'd rather be working as a bus driver than running a team, and the Carolina defense will give up yards to Matty Ice. Which, btw, is such a stupid nickname that it makes me almost withdraw this pick.
Green Bay (-5 1/2) over Eagles. I hate myself too. But look at the facts. The Eagles secondary v Aaron Rodgers. Eddie Lacy v Fredo. Lesean McCoy v himself. Green Bay might rip off a big win here.
Patriots (+3) over Indianapolis. Belichek is almost as evil as Nick Saban. But still evil enough to cause his team to come out on top of this spread. Neck Beard Luck won't know what hits him.
*I picked the games after they were over.
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