New rule

[Overbrook]

If a team is trailing by more than 7 points and a defensive player starts doing some "look how great I am because I knocked down a pass boogaloo dance", then that team is penalized 10 yards just for being so fucking stupid.

I.e. see foreskins defense today.

[Pete]

foreskinners' ball spinning

after every first down or touchdown when they are down on the scoreboard and 3-6 or whatever the hell they are is possibly the most comical aspect of that train wreck.

[greenfan]

I can't believe three years ago

I silently admitted to myself that Deadskins had found their QB and were on an upward trajectory. Glad I was wrong! Even one of their own, Rick "Doc" Walker from the glory days said today that they've been 3-6 for four out of five years or something like that.