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What's really good witcha...you already know it's that boy you love to
hate,
I'm cruising around today after a glorious Chargers victory, and while my new ride (BMW 5 series) is fly as fuck, it has been attracting some unwanted attention...While doin about 115 on 405 ave the other
day, I see the 5-0 come up behind me real quick. Did ya boy hit the nitrous and jet ? I could have, but you know John can talk his way out of
anything...
So it turns out I'm gettin pulled over by a hot lady cop. As soon as I rolled down my window I could tell by the look in her eyes she wanted my pimp mitts all over her. Then she asks if she can search my trunk. Now I can't let that happen, cuz I got a quarter key of coke in the back, so I say "Naw, but if you want you can come in here and search this dick." Did ya boy get brain from a hot lady cop on the side of 405 ? You know I did, shit was B@NK.
After that I went to the club, popped a few bottles, and filled up slut's noses with that miami blow...What did you hating faggots do this week, besides look at pictures of some girl shitting herself (oh wait, that was just the e-girls game)
Yeah you have fun with that shit, I'll be speeding in my 5-series and fucking your girlfriend.
On the grind.
John
hate,
I'm cruising around today after a glorious Chargers victory, and while my new ride (BMW 5 series) is fly as fuck, it has been attracting some unwanted attention...While doin about 115 on 405 ave the other
day, I see the 5-0 come up behind me real quick. Did ya boy hit the nitrous and jet ? I could have, but you know John can talk his way out of
anything...
So it turns out I'm gettin pulled over by a hot lady cop. As soon as I rolled down my window I could tell by the look in her eyes she wanted my pimp mitts all over her. Then she asks if she can search my trunk. Now I can't let that happen, cuz I got a quarter key of coke in the back, so I say "Naw, but if you want you can come in here and search this dick." Did ya boy get brain from a hot lady cop on the side of 405 ? You know I did, shit was B@NK.
After that I went to the club, popped a few bottles, and filled up slut's noses with that miami blow...What did you hating faggots do this week, besides look at pictures of some girl shitting herself (oh wait, that was just the e-girls game)
Yeah you have fun with that shit, I'll be speeding in my 5-series and fucking your girlfriend. On the grind.
John
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