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  • The 'boys will bury you

    Truth: Eagles are frauds. Y'all know it and I know it. After the Tater Titans, the Eagles will lose the next three games.

    More Truth: The new Triplets are gonna own you. Y'all have no answer for Murray, who has a string of 100 yard games that makes Mcoy jealous. Your best LB (only because he played in Texas) Ryans is done for the year. Our offensive line is primed to be dominant for a decade and the Eagles are gonna look like an armadillo that's got run over by an eighteen wheeler.

    Make you cry Truth: You have no answer for Romo and the new Playmaker. Your smurf CBs shouldn't even be in the pros and you can't sack our QB. Romo is going to make you wish you were playing Rodgers again. Dez is going to toast anyone, any two, or even any three DBs you put on him.

    Besides the new Triplets, the Dallas defense has been playing lights out under Rod, he's got the 'boys fired up and ready to eat nails.

    Truth with Gravy: Don't argue with me, because I have the facts and all y'all have is pathetic hope. Enjoy your turkey of a team on Thanksgiving cause they're going to end up looking like cranberry sauce. I know I’m gonna enjoy my deep fried bird while I watch another W at y'alls expense.

  • #2
    Y'all... haha. Lame attempt though

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    • #3
      Thats the word that got me laughing, didn't even need to bury him just felt sad for his low iq.
      On Trumps handicap

      “If Trump is a 2.8, Queen Elizabeth is a pole vaulter,” Reilly wrote

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      • #4
        Pravda Time

        Originally posted by CbEagle View Post
        Thats the word that got me laughing, didn't even need to bury him just felt sad for his low iq.
        Truth: No number of personal attacks are going to change the fact that the Eagles will lose the three games after Sunday. None.

        Double Truth: There isn't one position, not one, in which I would prefer the Eagles talent to the 'boys talent. Not even place kicker.

        Triple Truth: I would bet my paycheck that the 'boys will win the NFC East.

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        • #5
          Poor execution on the trolling attempt.

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          • #6
            what part of Dallas are you from?

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            • #7
              The new "triplets"? HAHAHAHAH!

              You meant to write "turdlets". Hilarious!
              "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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              • #8
                Does it matter to you?

                Originally posted by JuTMSY4 View Post
                what part of Dallas are you from?
                Christmas Truth: In my neighborhood, Highland Park, the lights at Christmas would blow your mind. Come on down and visit, we'll be neighborly if you will!

                College Truth: I'm happy to say SMU is my neighbor.

                Ain't nothing changed Truth: The Eagles are going 0-3 in their next three games.

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                • #9
                  I can truthtell all day, bro

                  Originally posted by Riccardo View Post
                  You meant to write "turdlets". Hilarious!
                  Tough as Nails Truth: Romo, with a broken back, flies to London and plays a great game. Against the team that was up by 21 on the Eagles.

                  Running Truth: The 'boys rushing offense is second in the league. The Eagles? I'm not sure I can see that far down the list.

                  Can't Stop the Rock Truth: The Eagles total defense is ranked 23d in the league. Behind the Tater Titans and Redskins! And have you seen y'alls 3d down statistics? Brutal!

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                  • #10
                    you're definitely from Jersey right?

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                    • #11
                      Ugh, shitty job

                      Originally posted by Nikita Khrushchev View Post
                      Tough as Nails Truth: Romo, with a broken back, flies to London and plays a great game. Against the team that was up by 21 on the Eagles.

                      Running Truth: The 'boys rushing offense is second in the league. The Eagles? I'm not sure I can see that far down the list.

                      Can't Stop the Rock Truth: The Eagles total defense is ranked 23d in the league. Behind the Tater Titans and Redskins! And have you seen y'alls 3d down statistics? Brutal!
                      Go back to the drawing board. This shit fucking sucks.
                      "If I was racist in my opinion of QB's, I wouldn't have a dog named Donovan." - downundermike

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                      • #12
                        Simplest truth of all

                        Your defense is shit. Any D that makes Eli Manning look great (and have a 112 QB rating) is god awful.
                        "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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                        • #13
                          Sing it with me Truth

                          Originally posted by Riccardo View Post
                          Your defense is shit. Any D that makes Eli Manning look great (and have a 112 QB rating) is god awful.
                          Can't Stop the Rock Truth: The Eagles total defense is ranked 23d in the league. Behind the Tater Titans and Redskins! And have you seen y'alls 3d down statistics? Brutal!

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                          • #14
                            Actually the Eagles offense is currently ranked #3 overall and Dallas is #6. And your vaunted offensive line is ranked #11 while the Eagles with a line decimated with injuries is still ranked higher at #8.

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                            • #15
                              Lol which one of you is this

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