Dallas really is a shithole

[Irish George]

Longtime posters probably get sick of me going on about JFK's murder and now ebola, but make no mistake, everything I say about that fucking dump of a town is true.

The only thing worse are the people who aren't from there who cheer for those turds.

That is all.

[Overbrook]

Excpet for the Pride of Ohio

Longtime posters probably get sick of me going on about JFK's murder and now ebola, but make no mistake, everything I say about that fucking dump of a town is true.

The only thing worse are the people who aren't from there who cheer for those turds.

That is all.

I miss Big Tex.


What a lovable fucking brain dead idiot.

[Irish George]

Big Kotex was amusing

Trolls aint what they used to be.

[Raptor]

He was a special kind of stupid

I miss Big Tex.


What a lovable fucking brain dead idiot.

....almost had me feeling sorry for him.

[Ellsworth]

Love that avatar!!

I have an unhealthy hatred for that team and especially fans of it. My immediate reaction to somebody wearing Dallas shit is "that person is a fucking asshole"

I can't believe some people marry a cowboys fan. Not joking. I would never marry a chick if she was a Dallas fan. I'd want to smash her face in every time we played.

For overbrook: deep down I would never respect her and I would also secretly hate her.

Was that it?

[Overbrook]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Love that avatar!!

I have an unhealthy hatred for that team and especially fans of it. My immediate reaction to somebody wearing Dallas shit is "that person is a fucking asshole"

I can't believe some people marry a cowboys fan. Not joking. I would never marry a chick if she was a Dallas fan. I'd want to smash her face in every time we played.

This was much better before the edit.

[Ellsworth]

I can change it back just for you

[Overbrook]

It went from...........

I can change it back just for you

4 possums to only a 2 possum rating after the change.


We expect more from you.

[Nikita Khrushchev]

Have to be agreeing with you

Longtime posters probably get sick of me going on about JFK's murder and now ebola, but make no mistake, everything I say about that fucking dump of a town is true.

The only thing worse are the people who aren't from there who cheer for those turds.

That is all.

I saw JFK at swim pool yesterday (still a babe magnet, I'll tell you) and he told me confidentially if Russia were to have been nuking Dallas from Cuba he would've shrugged and moved on. No great loss.

[Raptor]

Count me too

I can change it back just for you

BOOOOOO!!


And I fully understand your feelings, being a Cowboy fan would be a huge obstacle to dating.


But then again think how fun it would be screwing later while wearing my Igglephans jersey.

[Irish George]

Happy Thanksgiving to all!!!

[stealth_rhino]

I miss Big Tex.


What a lovable fucking brain dead idiot.

Was he the one that got shamed off the bored and came back as Cardinal Dan and a slew of other aliases, or am I misremembering?

[SCREAMIN EAGLE]

Longtime posters probably get sick of me going on about JFK's murder and now ebola, but make no mistake, everything I say about that fucking dump of a town is true.

The only thing worse are the people who aren't from there who cheer for those turds.

That is all.

I'd take their women in a heartbeat though.

[The Ref]

The entire state of Texas is a shithole except for a few islands of blue. Dallas is one such island. Sports hate is one thing, but anyone who doesn't love Dallas for standing with Austin, San Antonio, and El Paso as bastions of sanity in an insane state of redneck morons is crazy. Either that or are a redneck moron themselves.

I love to hate on the Cowboys during football season but not Dallas with its progressive beacon of hope in an otherwise hopeless state.

[rothdawg]

Shut the fuck up, you dipshit.