This is how it works when you are me.

[RSE]

Having just experienced the Snowstorm of the Century with 60 inches at my house, I leave the one part of NYS with no appreciable snowfall today to drive through a snowstorm to get to NJ for Thanksgiving.

Stopped at my family's house in East Bumfuck for the night. Seven inches here and still snowing. I'll wait until tomorrow to drive the Poconos.

[Irish George]

wow....be safe

just rain here at the shore. A bit of flooding and beach erosion but nothing big deal. Take your time and arrive alive.

[RSE]

I bought new tires the Saturday before the big storm. Having new tires is like having a new girlfriend. Might be better.

[Irish George]

Smart move

New tires rule, but nothing beats a blowjob. Nothing.

[RSE]

Well, at least when I finger the tire tread, my tire doesn't expect results.

[Irish George]

hah!!!

understood!

[Ellsworth]

Swing by Tioga Downs. You're due to hit it big.