I want to thank the Philadelphia Eagles

[WhyYouMadThough]

For the high class hooker I just ordered to my condo, just in time for the Chargers game. Paid for, in cash, by the biggest smoke and mirrors act in the National Football League, the Philadelphia Eagles

That's right, your boy John called up his bookie and went HUGE on Seattle this afternoon. It sure was nice being able to turn that abortion of a game off in the fourth quarter and get a quick lift in so I'm nice and pumped up and shredded when my escort arrives. Seriously, though, that was pathetic.

Hopefully some of you were smart enough to take Seattle when I made a declaration last week that Seattle was the 10k, absolute blowout winner of the season. Considering what a bunch of fucking haters you all are though, that seems unlikely.

Yeah, you beatoffs have fun fronting while you watch your season melt away, Imma enjoy getting my balls licked and watch the BEST team no one is talking about in the NFL, the San Diego Super Chargers.

I'll be back next week with another blowout winner.

On the grind.

[Sect 236]

Yawn. New persona please, this one is done.

[Greenstealth]

Come on Dr John. You're not grinding anymore. Paying for it? You're embarrassing yourself, take your time on the next one.

[Overbrook]

Christ, what a boring troll

For the high class hooker I just ordered to my condo, just in time for the Chargers game. Paid for, in cash, by the biggest smoke and mirrors act in the National Football League, the Philadelphia Eagles

That's right, your boy John called up his bookie and went HUGE on Seattle this afternoon. It sure was nice being able to turn that abortion of a game off in the fourth quarter and get a quick lift in so I'm nice and pumped up and shredded when my escort arrives. Seriously, though, that was pathetic.

Hopefully some of you were smart enough to take Seattle when I made a declaration last week that Seattle was the 10k, absolute blowout winner of the season. Considering what a bunch of fucking haters you all are though, that seems unlike

Yeah, you beatoffs have fun fronting while you watch your season melt away, Imma enjoy getting my balls licked and watch the BEST team no one is talking about in the NFL, the San Diego Super Chargers.

I'll be back next week with another blowout winner.

On the grind.

666

[Sect 236]

Come on Dr John. You're not grinding anymore. Paying for it? You're embarrassing yourself, take your time on the next one.

"The dime in my pic? That's my girl. She's hotter than anything you can get."

"These two chicks at the gym were all about Dr. John"

"I bought a hooker."

Just too many inconsistencies from this fake character to enjoy it.

[WhyYouMadThough]

Girl is out of town for the weekend. Getting an escort is quick and easy........

much like the impending exit the Eagles will make from the playoffs, if theyre even lucky enough to eke out a wildcard after Dallas comes in and beats that ass next Sunday. Can't wait to hear the boos

Hate to burst your bubble, but this team ain't doing shit. At least you guys will have plenty of extra free time on Sundays soon. Look on the bright side, you can still meet up with your internet friends, enjoy a nice picnic, and fluff each other while watching the relevant teams play in January.

[Greenstealth]

Any girl should be pretty quick and easy for Dr John, so why pay for it?

[Phire Phat Phuck]

Yeah, "Dr John" enjoy that tranny you got coming over with your Seafags money. Because that what you look like in your avatar, a smooth fucking ladyboy. Fuck off Troll!

[Eagle In Ohio]

Julian Edelman

Says "fuck you", doc.

[Riccardo]

Who's John?