Coop and Chip = BFF

[Maniac]

What's the deal here? Is Cooper trying to become the most hated player in the locker room? And what's Kelly's infatuation with him?

Cooper spent a good 15 minutes or so at his locker with reporters today talking about the public criticism versus the in-house praise. Is the coaching staff as complimentary in the meeting room as they are at the podium?

“Absolutely,” he said. “I have a very, very close relationship with Chip. We talk very frequently. I’m one of the captains of our room, me and Jeremy [Maclin], so we’re always going up to Chip with ideas and things and talking – sometimes not even about football. I’m real close with Chip.”

Http://www.phillymag.com/birds247/20...ativity-sells/

[slag]

Did you fall on your head?

[Maniac]

Did you fall on your head?

Apparently Cooper has. In the past few weeks he's commented on Maclins contract and thrown Sanchez under the bus. Now he responds to criticism by pointing out he's very very good friends with Chip. What the relevance of that to his production? Even more comically, he implies he's some sort of team strategist.

Now add in the fact that he got away with something last season that would have gotten most players cut. Instead he got a big bucks new contract.

Weird situation. I'd don't get why he doesn't keep his mouth shut. I guess that's just Riley.

[slag]

No apparently you have ... because you can't read.

[slag]

I should rephrase that ... you can't comprehend.

And what you can't comprehend is either:

A) what you read or

B) the fact that other people actually can comprehend what they read and don't fall for your misleading selective interpretation

[Maniac]

In other words, you can't come up with a coherent response.

[slag]

I already have asshole.

[slag]

Seriously, why are you such a relentless douchebag?

That article does not portray Cooper as bragging as you try to suggest.

He was specifically asked if he's got as good a relationship behind closed doors as the coaches state publicly and stated that he and Maclin are meeting room captains with good relationships with the head coach.

That not only does not support your idiotic conclusion about Cooper needing to STFU it debunks your suggestion that the joke he made about Maclin's contract means he doesn't like Maclin and is seeding discord.

[Maniac]

I should rephrase that ... you can't comprehend.

And what you can't comprehend is either:

A) what you read or

B) the fact that other people actually can comprehend what they read and don't fall for your misleading selective interpretation

So give us the correct interpretation instead of meta babble. What's the relevance of Cooper being very very good friends with Kelly to his performance?

[slag]

There is no fucking interpretation.

He was asked if coaches are as positive about him behind closed doors as in public.

He responded that he has a very good relationship with the head coach and discusses things as a room captain all the time.

What's to interpret?

[Maniac]

Seriously, why are you such a relentless douchebag?

That article does not portray Cooper as bragging as you try to suggest.

He was specifically asked if he's got as good a relationship behind closed doors as the coaches state publicly and stated that he and Maclin are meeting room captains with good relationships with the head coach.

That not only does not support your idiotic conclusion about Cooper needing to STFU it debunks your suggestion that the joke he made about Maclin's contract means he doesn't like Maclin and is seeding discord.

Agree that he was responding to a question. Disagree about the relevance of Cooper's friendship with Kelly to his play. Definitely think he needs to stfu. He did not do his relationship with Maclin or Sanchez any favors.

At least we have you up to a junior high school level of debate.

I guess I should call you a few names now but it's boring.

[Greenstealth]

You want some cranberry juice?

[slag]

You just did asshole.

[slag]

For the second time

[Eagle Road]

When did Coop throw Sanchez under the bus? I must of missed it.