Confidential to Overbrook

[Dim Bulb]

"I never paid for it in my life."

[AthensEagle]

I actually get that, although I totally don't get it.

[Overbrook]

So in other words....................

"I never paid for it in my life."

You're trying to tell us that you are the original Iggplephans Bill Cosby.


Lovely.

[Dim Bulb]

You're trying to tell us that you are the original Iggplephans Bill Cosby.


Lovely.

"Hasn't it ever occured to you that in your promiscuous pursuit of women you are merely trying to assuage your subconscious fears of sexual impotence?"

"Yes, sir, it has."

"Then why do you do it?"

"To assuage my fears of sexual impotence."

[Overbrook]

A dim Bulb loose on the streets of Colorado?

["But I only raped her once!" he explained.Yossarian was aghast. "But you killed her, Aarfy! You killed her!""Oh, I had to do that after I had raped her," Aarfy replied in his most condescending manner. "I couldn't very well let her go around saying bad things about us, could I?""But why did you have to touch her at all, you dumb bastard?" Yossarian shouted. "Why couldn't you get yourself a girl off the street if you wanted one? The city is full of prostitutes.""Oh, no, not me," Aarfy bragged. "I never paid for it in my life."

[Dim Bulb]

I yearn for you tragically

["But I only raped her once!" he explained.Yossarian was aghast. "But you killed her, Aarfy! You killed her!""Oh, I had to do that after I had raped her," Aarfy replied in his most condescending manner. "I couldn't very well let her go around saying bad things about us, could I?""But why did you have to touch her at all, you dumb bastard?" Yossarian shouted. "Why couldn't you get yourself a girl off the street if you wanted one? The city is full of prostitutes.""Oh, no, not me," Aarfy bragged. "I never paid for it in my life."

---Chaplain Tappman.

[Dim Bulb]

Is that at the end of The Eternal City?

["But I only raped her once!" he explained.Yossarian was aghast. "But you killed her, Aarfy! You killed her!""Oh, I had to do that after I had raped her," Aarfy replied in his most condescending manner. "I couldn't very well let her go around saying bad things about us, could I?""But why did you have to touch her at all, you dumb bastard?" Yossarian shouted. "Why couldn't you get yourself a girl off the street if you wanted one? The city is full of prostitutes.""Oh, no, not me," Aarfy bragged. "I never paid for it in my life."

Best chapter of a book ever written. "Help, police."