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    "When you come upstairs to tuck in the kids will you bring up the plunger?!"

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    That could go either way.
    500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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    • #3
      Backed up cooch?
      John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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      • #4
        Mrs Ells.

        Originally posted by Ellsworth View Post
        "When you come upstairs to tuck in the kids will you bring up the plunger?!"
        on that freak shit.
        The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is - Winston Churchill

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        • #5
          Possum Princess 2014
          John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Ellsworth View Post
            "When you come upstairs to tuck in the kids will you bring up the plunger?!"

            String came off the tampon?
            Canada is like a really nice apartment over a meth lab.

            Robin Williams

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