Dead Cat Report

[Dim Bulb]

UNG. Still getting my faced ripped off.

XOM. Went back in this week, figure to stay in through ex dividend in Feb

MDXG. bought in off government investigation news, should've probably taken cards off the table earlier in the week but the company has a Jan 15 presentation to investors and announced a share buyback this week, so sticking around.

FIVE went in today off bad earnings preview and downgrades. Their stock chart indicates a seesaw which is right in line with my Dead Cat Bounce Theory. Went small in this because frankly I don't like clothing companies.

[Kelly Green]

OK -- I'll Bite

Realizing my advancing age probably renders me unable to understand what all the young bucks understand completely, what in the hell are you talking about?

[Riccardo]

Gambling

[Overbrook]

Veterinarian news

666

[slag]

TD Bag's sex life

[Dim Bulb]

Realizing my advancing age probably renders me unable to understand what all the young bucks understand completely, what in the hell are you talking about?

Dimmy's Dead Cat Report ("Dead Cat Report") has posted this website as a way to provide free financial information to his clients and the public, even know it all's like Ref and Riccardo. Use of this information does not constitute legal or financial advice, but generalized information. It also does not constitute a pony or a birthday cake, but we don't mention that in this disclaimer because we feel that part is obvious.

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DB

[Kelly Green]

OK...

...same question.

[Susquehanna Birder]

...the Dead Cat Report encourages you to lock yourself in your closet with a good supply of porn and wait until the urge to invest goes away.

Best advice ever.

[Dim Bulb]

"Dead cat bounce" investing

...same question.

Look for companies with strong fundamentals that fall on adverse news or adverse trends in an industry. So, XOM is hurt by the General oil collapse but it has a ridiculous cash flow and hopefully will continue to pay a dividend. Based off the last three months buy it under 90 and sell a week later or wait for the dividend. Just an example.