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Shits gonna get real in Irving in a few hours.
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"So Ya had a bad day...." Fuck you Romolicious Crackwhore and all you other Cowcunts in Cockaroach Land!!!! Fuck Dallass! -
Jerruh needs to play the Domestic Violence on a loop on the plane trip back. You just know that wives, girlfriends, and side bitches are going to get their ass beat tonight.500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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He will be passed out like Barney Gumble at last call by the time the captain turns off the fasten seat belt sign.Last edited by Ellsworth; 01-11-2015, 05:38 PM.Comment
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I can see him now: scotch stained wife beater, still has his favorite game day tie on, pants-less, yelling at Garrett.500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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Toupee as crooked as the grandfather in Christmas Vacation, cigar ash holes in his pleated slacks.
Finishing every sentence with "sumbitches!"Comment
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bwahahahhaa
you´re on fire!!!Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
May 7, 2010
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Throwing icecubes from his scotch glass at Scandrick. Challenging Garrett to a pushup contest.500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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Barging in to the cockpit, telling pilot to step aside cuz he's "got this"...asking if anyone likes Gladiator movies as his rocks glass slips through his fingers and falls harmlessly to the floor.Last edited by Ellsworth; 01-11-2015, 05:50 PM.Comment
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Yelling, "You want to see how a real man takes care of business!", as he rips the top off the flight attendant. Keeps repeating the same story about how he caught the clap back in 62'. Demands the pilot to fly straight to Jimmie Johnson's house so he can open a can of whoop ass on that sumbitch.500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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Continuously gooses the attendants ass asking if she wants to see his Buford T Justice impression. When told "no" he refers to her as a "woman's Lib sumbitch"Comment
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all the while ...
...spraying out a vile mixture of Copenhagen, scotch-drool and PolygripOfficially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
May 7, 2010
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Refuses to stop re-enacting the non-catch by rolling on the ground without spilling his scotch. Keeps pushing Marinelli towards the emergency exit door.
Yells, "I need a bump, somebody give me a fuckin bump!" Keeps calling the head of officiating telling him to dress warm because he will be working in Alaska.500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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bwahahaha!!!Originally posted by Irish George View Post"You'll get nothing and like it!" Judge SmailsComment
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