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    Went into a local bar today, a friend was there, said you're an Eagles Fan.
    I said yes, he said. "I have something you may like."

    He went out to his truck and came back with this package, he had ordered this "Old Miss" Cutting Board from a company as a gift for his wife.

    When the package arrived the tag said "Alabama"
    When he opened it, the glass board was EAGLES Logo.
    He called the company, the sent the correct one, and said keep the mistake.
    So now I m the owner of the board, it has a football field, with Eagles logo in the center ans EAGLES in the End Zone!
    "Never Look Back, Something May Be Gaining On You."

  • #2
    Originally posted by Mississippi-Fan View Post
    Went into a local bar today, a friend was there, said you're an Eagles Fan.
    I said yes, he said. "I have something you may like."

    He went out to his truck and came back with this package, he had ordered this "Old Miss" Cutting Board from a company as a gift for his wife.

    When the package arrived the tag said "Alabama"
    When he opened it, the glass board was EAGLES Logo.
    He called the company, the sent the correct one, and said keep the mistake.
    So now I m the owner of the board, it has a football field, with Eagles logo in the center ans EAGLES in the End Zone!
    Greatest. Story. Ever.

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    • #3
      Note to self

      Do not have an operation from a doctor who worked at that company before going to medical school.
      Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by slag View Post
        Do not have an operation from a doctor who worked at that company before going to medical school.
        I think this is it!

        http://www.hsn.com/products/picnic-t...eagles/7392867
        --------
        "We choose to go to the moon."

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        • #5
          Best thread title for sure.
          Blue Chip College Football - Coach Your College to the National Championship

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          • #6
            I bought an Eagles cutting board with a picture of the Eagles secondary on it...not too happy with it, everything I try to cut on it ends up being burnt

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            • #7
              Am I the only one who sees that knife and first thing you think about is your pissed off wife cutting your junk off with it?

              And feeding it to the possums?

              It's not me, right?
              Last edited by Ellsworth; 01-28-2015, 09:11 PM.

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              • #8
                How the fuck do you label a box "Alabama," and put an Eagles set in it, on an order asking for Ole Miss?
                Last edited by slag; 01-28-2015, 09:14 PM. Reason: typo
                Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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                • #9
                  the same way we refer to Bill as a DC

                  I guess..
                  OFFICIAL BOARD DRUG CZAR
                  "BFTR"

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                  • #10
                    This is one of my favorite posts ever.
                    "Listen to McCarthy" - Art Vandelay

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                    • #11
                      at the intersection of Bobbit Blvd. and ...

                      Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
                      May 7, 2010




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                      • #12
                        bwahahahahah!

                        Originally posted by Maniac View Post
                        Best thread title for sure.
                        wooo
                        Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
                        May 7, 2010




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                        • #13
                          It would've been a better post if you said "So I gave him the $200 and now it's mine!"

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