Please help me figure out

[Pete]

am I supposed to hate Chip because he is cutting popular, yet fading players?

or because he should have traded McCoy to move up to #1?

or because he can't possibly move up to get Mariota with precious draft picks he would only spend on other Oregon Ducks?

or because Mariota will suck?

because Alonso sucks?

I'm sure I am missing some of the reasons I should hate everything he does. Fuck a High School Harry, right?

Now we are searching out player tweets trying to gauge their feelings on this trade? Kermit?!

[TerpEagle]

am I supposed to hate Chip because he is cutting popular, yet fading players?

or because he should have traded McCoy to move up to #1?

or because he can't possibly move up to get Mariota with precious draft picks he would only spend on other Oregon Ducks?

or because Mariota will suck?

because Alonso sucks?

I'm sure I am missing some of the reasons I should hate everything he does. Fuck a High School Harry, right?

Now we are searching out player tweets trying to gauge their feelings on this trade? Kermit?!

Just blame Howie for ordering the wrong coffee and screwing Chip's head.