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    It's official: Im pessimistic about my chances to date Jennifer Lawrence (horny)

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    Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
    May 7, 2010




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    I have no interest in dating her. I just want o bone her.

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      Originally posted by Susquehanna Birder View Post
      I have no interest in dating her. I just want o bone her.
      I'll hold your camera.
      Canada is like a really nice apartment over a meth lab.

      Robin Williams

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        I just want to squeeze that ass one time or drink her bathwater. Either one is all good.
        500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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        • #5
          I want to sniff the truck tires...

          ...of her laundry pickup service.
          Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
          May 7, 2010




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