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Which brings to mind one of my favorite jokes
Guy loses his dick in an industrial accident.
In the hospital the doctor tells him he can have a transplant.
Guy says: "No shit? How much?
Doctor says: "$5000 for a small one, $10,000 for a average one, and $15,000 for a big one."
Guys says: "Well, give me the big one."
Doctor says: "Don't you think you should talk this over with your wife?"
Guy says: "Yeah, lemme give her a call."
Doctor leaves and comes back an hour later, asking: "You call your wife?"
Guy says: "Yeah."
Doctor asks: "What'd she say?"
Guy says: "She said she'd rather re-do the kitchen."Last edited by slag; 03-13-2015, 03:33 PM.Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.Comment
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Which reminds me of an old Riccardo joke.
Riccardo sees a guy walk into a bar wearing a shamrock sweater and says: "Hey, are you from Ireland. 'Cause my penis is Dublin."Comment
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Yikes. Somebody get that mohel some eyeglasses.There are an estimated 250 penile amputations each year in South Africa stemming from circumcisions, the university said.Comment
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Possum dick?John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.Comment
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